The inside of a mutant tomato — weighing in at 23.lbs
And in other news, John Peter—you know, the farmer?—is reporting that his invisible tomato plants have started growing visible mutant tomatoes. He says that the visible mutant tomatoes weigh in at over twenty pound each, and, even stranger, have begun to pulsate wetly on the vine, beating in unison like a field of oversized human hearts. He says this happened suddenly, the morning after he saw a large group of Old Woman Josie’s angels standing in the invisible tomato field with their arms stretched towards the sky for hours on end. He is not sure how these new visible mutant tomatoes taste, as he has not been able to get close enough to harvest one, but promises to report back as soon as the screaming stops.